I Can't grow a penis like I wanted to when I was a little kid (yes, I really did wish this!)
I Can't make a million dollars appear in front of my face at this very second (I tried!).
I Can't make gas prices go down so that people could actually afford to go to work.
I Can't become a beautiful sleek super model.
I Can't kidnap Phil Anselmo and keep him in my closet.
I Can't make someone call me and offer me a job.
I Can't magically lose 50 pounds overnight by taking a magic pill.
I Can't buy a unicorn that poops pretty cupcakes.
I Can't make one of my blog posts go viral.
I Can't pick winning lottery numbers off of the top of my head.
I Can't save every abused animal in the world and bring them to my house to live.
I Can't call Obama and tell him how much I hate him.
I Can't rid the world of stupid people... or annoying people... or the majority of the human race.
I Can't stop thinking of things that I can't do!
What about you? What would you like to do that you CAN'T do??