Floody Phlebotomy

Hot god damn! I had half of this post written and BLIP it disappeared. Where the fuck does it go when it does that?? So here I go again repeating myself now. Oh my crap, it's time! The time has come! Yes, moving day is next weekend!! The day for us to move in to OUR new home! I'm so flipping excited! We've been rushing around trying to get everything finished. It won't be completely finished by moving day, but all of the major things are done and we can do the little things as we have time. Moving sucks though. It's a lot of work, and it's hot, so I'll be sweating my big ass off. Ew.

Weather has been odd this year. It was cold forever and it's been raining like non stop for the past month. Shit's flooding everywhere. I don't know what's going on; some say global warming, others say global cooling. The rapture didn't happen so maybe this is Hell?? Cuz I"m quite sure I wouldn't make it into heaven. No, maybe I would because I really am a nice person and all. I just like to curse a lot.. but it's just words.

I'm also so excited because Tuesday I start the class I've been waiting for since I went back to school: Phlebotomy!! Funny, the thing I used to be the most scared of as a child, I now want to be. I want to be super good at it because I would like to be a Phlebotomist. I think I would like that more than just a medical assistant. My thing is, I don't like people. Well, I do like some, but most people annoy me, plus I'm really shy, so this is something I'm going to have to overcome because no matter what, I will be dealing with strangers on a regular basis; like, face to face. No more sitting in front of a computer from the comfort of my laz-e-boy. It's time for mama to get back out there into the real world and talk to adults instead of children and a husband all day long. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

PHOTO OF THE DAY

Look closely, you can see a teeny little car trying to drive through the water. We pulled over to watch this idiot. At one point, I though the car was floating away because it started going sideways. Somehow, the woman made it through; she was an old hag of a lady with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She drove away. Wonder how long before her engine dies from all of that water going in it? Dumbass.

BTW, if you haven't noticed, I wait until I'm finished writing my post to write the title of the post. I then just take words from whatever I wrote about and put them together, whether they make sense or not. I'm a flippin genious!