Memorial Day Celebrations

Yay, it's summer vacation for the kiddos! I can sleep in, woohoo!! Well, sleeping in til 8:30 is sleeping in for me. Sooo glad summer is here and I can have some time to relax a bit, even though the kids will be home driving me bonkers, it's nice to be able to stay home and not have to run here and there all day long. I just hope I don't end up in a straight jacket putting up with these 3 heathen children all day long. What did I do to deserve this?? Oh yeah, I blame it on my husband who couldn't keep his pants on.. or mine!

I still have college during the summer, but this next class should be easier. I passed my A & P class with an 80%. Yikes, that's the lowest I've had in a class yet, but I'm glad that I passed and it's now over with. I start Psychology tomorrow and that should be cake compared to A & P, plus I think Psychology will be interesting.

How was everyone's memorial day weekend? Mine was busy, but good. Went out Saturday night with my husband's cousin and his new girlfriend for dinner and a movie. Saw Iron Man 2 which is really NOT my cup of tea. I didn't find it remotely interesting but Hell, I was just happy to be out of the house with adults and no kidlets! At least I didn't have to put up with any annoying assholes at the theatre this time, either. Last time we went to a movie, it was for the new crap ass Nighmare on Elm Street, and there was a whole row of 18 year old high school girls behind us. Every time Freddie would show his face, the girls would gasp, or scream, and then say, "Oh my God did I just scream?" No fuckhead, it was your imagination! Then we had the old drunk bikers next to us who fucking reeked of boos and cigarettes. The really old guy was drunk as shit and kept making stupid ass comments throughout the movie (ok, so some of them did make me giggle a lil, but shhh). I usually end up being surrounded by idiots when we go see a movie. I remember when we went to see one of the Saw movies and some dumbass had their freakin baby in there. A baby! One who cried the entire time. Why in the Hell would anyone take a baby into the theatre to see Saw?? Just stay your ass at home if you don't have a sitter, dumb twats.

I planned on getting some cleaning done this weekend, which we did get some done, but it was so damned hot and humid, we were just lazy. I think I deserve some laziness once in a blue moon, though!

So, I really need to get more readers here. I was thinking about trying to make this blog into a review sort of blog. Like a blog where you get free samples of shit just to review it? I would be 100% honest about what I think, which could be funny, heh heh.. I think I would need more readers first before anyone would sponsor the blog and send me free crap *sigh*. I will get there, eventually, I hope.

My brain just stopped. Like I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to think of what else to write about. Maybe I should call it a night? Guess so.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK

My son. This is what happens when I go to school, all Hell breaks loose! My kids were outside playing in the sprinkler and this is what happens: mud everywhere. He typically has blonde hair, but not that evening. Oy vey. 

I hate Mondays.

Did I mention that I am completely crazy? Well, maybe not completely, but a good lotta crazy? I've been on meds for depression for over a year now, and they work most of the time. I sometimes think I could be bi-polar, however, when my husband and I went to marriage counseling, the therapist didn't seem to think I had enough symptoms. Like, I don't really get manic crazy, but I do have super crazy mood swings. One day, I will be just fine, then the next morning I will wake up feeling as if there were smoke coming out of my ears and just pissed off at the entire fucking world! I hate it!! I hate it when I feel that much anger inside of me, especially when it just kinda comes out of nowhere! There there are other days when I'm super girlie and cry at every stupid little thing! Ohhh lookie, my kid can ride his bike *waahhhhhh*. I hate mood swings.

I have two more days of my anatomy II class, finally. I have an 81 for the class, so as long as I pass the final on Thursday, I should be ok. I'm worried about the final though because the teacher said there is a lot of fill in the blank questions, and I'm not good at pulling words outta my ass like that. My mind just kinda sits there and goes, "deerrrrrrrrr". I have psychology next, yay! Should be easier and interesting. Even though A & P has been difficult, I've learned a lot and I like knowing why or how something happens in our body. Like, a few weeks ago my son asked me why we have ear wax and what it's for, and I could give him an educated answer! (and tell him that ear wax is not cheese, like my daughter seems to think!)

So, like, out of nowhere, it all of the sudden got super hot. Last week, it was chilly and jacket wearin' type weather, now it's tank top and drippin sweat kinda weather. Ewww. It's supposed to be like this all week long, too. Should I complain? Hmm, which is worse? Rainy, dreary and chilly, or hot, humid and stupid? Ah well. This is the kids' last week of school. I can't believe how fast the school year went. The fall will be soo nice because they will all be at the same school and on the same schedule, instead of opposite schedules like they are now. I can't wait to be able to sleep in for a few months; I need more sleep. Even though I got about 7 hours of sleep a night, I'm always exhausted. Could be too much stress? Or cuz I'm fat? Or because I never have time to relax? Or all of the above??

PHOTO OF THE WEEK

This was taken just a few hours ago, in my class. Kristina has an air cast, however, I call it her "transformer boot". We decided to decorate it with a bunch of stickers and stuff, because we are really that dorky. The woman sitting down in the blue is my instructor, I'm gonna miss her and this class! A class of all girls is fun! We talk about the stupidest shit. Tonight, the lecture was on the reproductive organs. So yeah, there was a lot of giggling and laughing, even the teacher was laughing. Heh heh. I love my class.

Friday night and I'm feeling alllllright!

See, I told ya I'd be back! I'm trying to do at least a weekly posting and talk about the week in review!

My husband had court on Tuesday. A few weeks ago we were in his truck and he got pulled over by a cop. The reason he pulled us over was because he said the window tint was too dark. Come on now, seriously? Do cops in this town really NOT have anything better to do than get someone for window tint? Don't you have any *real* criminal to catch? The truck came that way and we had it for like two months with no problems. Also, just by coincidence, the cop just happened to be good friends with my husband's ex boss, from where he had just quit like two weeks before. Sooo, isn't it a BIT ironic? Dontcha think?? Well, my husband told him he was gonna fight it, and he did, and he won. HA! But you know the really dumbass part of it? Even though he was pardoned from the ticket, they still make him pay court costs. So between court costs, and what he missed at work, it would have been cheaper to pay the damned ticket! How the fuck is that right that he has to pay court costs when he was found not guilty? Why doesn't the pig have to pay it?? The government are the most crooked motherfuckers I know, I swear! Pulling us over for some stupid shit like window tint. Way to give my kids a bad impression of police men. Now they think that all cops are just out to get us.

My A & P II grade is slowly inching up. I have like an 82 now. I've never had lower than a 90 in any class... grr. But I've given up on the idea of even attempting to have an A in this class, I will be happy just to pass. I do like the teacher though and we have fun in the class. Every once in awhile the girl next to me and I get a case of the giggles, and we can't stop laughing at really stupid shit... like really.. dumb. But, I don't care, I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time, so I love it when that happens!

So, I was thinking about addictions the other day. I have some addictions. Not like, illegal drug addictions, but.. addictions. For instance, I am addicted to energy drinks. I drink one every day. My favorite is Monster Kaos because it tastes like orange pop! I get very upset if I don't have one. Should I get help?? Hmm, I'm also addicted to a few TV shows, like Grey's Anatomy (and I love it now that I can actually understand what they are saying because I know medical terminology and anatomy, lol), and the Biggest Loser. I love TBL and I think I'm a tad bit obsessed with Jillian. I just think she is beautiful and if I were gay I'd soo wanna have a piece of that! Plus she can be such a pushy bitch, but yet she gets to the root of the problem and genuinely cares. My friend has a crush on Bob, but I soo think he is gay, or at least bi. I'm also addicted to the internet. I'm not sure if it just seems that way because I work online and I'm always online, or if I'm really addicted? It's like I'm always online working, or blogging, or checking facebook or myspace. Plus some of my school stuff is online, homework assignments and my grades. It's as if my whole world revolves around the internet?? *doh* Since I dooo seem to have a few readers here, finally.. maybe some of you can leave me a comment telling me about your addictions?? Come on now don't be shy!!

PHOTO OF THE WEEK



My kittens. Five little kittens. So sweet and cute, I just wanna kiss them all day, but *sigh* it's about time that the find new homes. I will probably take it harder than my kids will, lol, but I know we have too many cats as it is and we can't keep any of them!!

Wow This Is Sooo Neat-o!

Just an FYI, I'm offering my very first contest/giveaway on my work at home blog. The prize is a free custom canvas photo. All you have to do is leave a comment on the blog to enter, that's it! Who doesn't love free stuff, especially a nice photo of your choice on canvas? I happen to love the canvas photos and wish I could enter myself, lol! Here's the link: Crazed Mama's Work At Home Strategies. Leave me a comment and let me know that you read about it on Madam Sarcasm (just so I know I really DO have some readers here, lol). Can't hurt to enter, right?? I will post here again soon, so be afraid.. very afraid! mmmwahahahahahahahahhaha

Anatomy and Physiology sucks!

A perfect night to vent some sarcasm tonight! It's Thursday, so, yeah.. My new class sucks ass! We have a different instructor this time because the other one took the month off for vacation (the same one teaches Anatomy and Physiology I and II). Our new intrutor is nice, but a real hard ass. She says she is here to challenge us. WTF ever. The only points we earn in the entire class is through quizzes and exams. No homework or anything to make up extra points. So, yeah, no wonder this one girl is in this class for the 4th time! lol.. It's the 3rd day of class and I already have a 78! I'm pissed! I've been on the president's list (All A's) since I started, now this class is gonna go and fuck it all up! And the tests suck because we have like less than 24 hours to study for most of them. Most of us DO have a life outside of school like a job, kids, husband.. etc.. We don't have all day long to just sit and study. I'm nervous about this class, I guess I will just be happy to pass!

This Ohio weather is really starting to piss me off. Tomorrow it's supposed to be 80, then Saturday it's supposed to be 51. Are you kidding me? Are you trying to put my body into complete shock? I just want it to be t-shirt weather all year long. None of this up and down crap any more.

My son had his first Kindergarten program a few days ago. I missed the first day of my new class to go to it. It was soo cute, all of these little kiddos dancing and singing. My son was the shy one standing there all stiff and quiet, but god there really are some annoying brats in this world aren't there? There was at least one show off in every class that would do something.. rub his butt on another student, put his shirt over his head, show the audience his butt... something! Then the audience would laugh, and the kid would keep doing it over and over and over again. My God, I know some days I think my kids are brats but damn, some kids are just damned annoying. Ohh, and that brings me to the annoying little brats that live a few houses down from us. I dont know how many kids live in that house, like 5 or 10 maybe? Well, a couple of them go to school with my son. The boy is not too bad, and he likes to come and play with all of our kids, which is fine. Pretty soon, the whole freakin herd of them are over here. The rest of them are all girls and wow they are mouthy little beeches! The girls are horrible!! They hit and tell my kids to shut up. I make my kids respect other people including children. The littlest one is the worst! We banned her from our house because she is so nasty. One day, my husband told her to go home and she told my husband, "shut your mouth!". Then a few days later they were all back over here again, so we told the girls to go home, next thing I know, I look out the window and some bigger girl is standing at the fence just screamin and yelling at my boys. My boys were just standing there looking scared, but by the time I opened the door, the girl had left. My oldest told me that that girl was mean and was telling them to shut their mouth..etc.. Fuck that shit! That don't fly at my house, talking to MY kids like that? I'll be damned!! I told my kids if they see her again to let me know and I'm gonna have a talk with that little brat. What the Hell is wrong with people not teaching their kids to have RESPECT for other people? That's one thing I always try to teach my kids. My kids never talk to other people like that (except each other sometimes, lol), and I don't want my kids being around little brats like that. They are already learning enough bad habits at school.. I can't believe some of the things my son has learned from other kids in Kindergarten! Kindergarten!!! There are too many people breeding and not parenting!!

My husband are actually going out on a "date" this weekend, dinner and a movie (how unique!).. We have both been wanting to see the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie. I don't like a lot of re-makes but I'm curious about it. I hope it doesn't suck.

RANDOM PHOTO OF THE WEEK..........



My fat boy going for a ride. He loves going for rides in the car and he just sits there in the seat like a good boy. I <3 my Staffordshire.