Overheating Books

Another week over, well, almost. It's at least Friday.. and as always, I'm stuck at home blogging! My week was just as boring as my Friday nights!! I spend my days online job hunting for any kind of job outside of the house, and jobs that I can do from home. Anything to earn a buck or two. My car has been at my mom's for the last week because last Saturday I drove to her house and when I got a few blocks from her house, my temp. gauge went to H and my check gauge light came on. When I turned the car off, smoke was coming from the hood (not a lot).. My husband had to come over and get me, he thinks it's either the thermostat or radiator, but he didn't have a lot of time to look at it, and since my mom lives 40 minutes away, we never had much time to go back over. He's going to look at it tomorrow, hopefully it's just the thermostat. I hate car problems. At least my husband is a wanna be mechanic, so he can usually fix it unless it's super expensive, or he doesn't have the tools for it.

I spent the day with my mom today. We did some shopping, well, she did.. I have no money! We have plans to start our own little side crafting business. We have lots of ideas, just haven't had the money to go get supplies until now. Now we have lots of supplies to at least get us started. Of course, once we get things up and running, that means I will have another blog under my belt to help the business, haha.. but my mom can help with the blogging part of that!

I'm doing great with the whole getting healthier thing. I'm down 29 lbs since I originally weighed myself back when I was doing my externship, and I met my first goal! (which was to be under a certain weight.. but I wont say WHAT weight that is because no one is allowed to know my weight!). I'm declaring Fridays as my "cheat" day where I can pretty much eat what I want. One day, I want to have my own before and after pics.. one pic of my fat ass self now, and one of my smaller self a year from now!! That's my ultimate goal!

Ohhh yeah, and I also started writing a book. As if I have the time, right? It's something that has been on my  mind for a long time now. A few years ago I started to write one, but my dumbass didn't save it to an outside source and my computer crashed and I lost everything. This time, I'm a little smarter. It's a book about my own life. Things that happened during my life and what it's been like growing up as the "fat kid". Once it's written, I'm not sure what I'll do with it. Pay to have some published and printed? Or sell it as an e-book type thing? I don't know. I will look into that when the time comes. I'm sure it's going to take me a long time to finish it.

My boys have their first wrestling match on Sunday. This is their first year being in wrestling and I'm hoping they don't embarrass us! I guess during practice the other night, my youngest son got thrown to the ground and just laid their laughing. .. but that soooo does not surprise me!!!!!!

I'm off my game tonight and I'm too tired to write any more. Goodnight.

WEEKLY DOSE

How Dare She??

I am soo angry right now!! Let me back track a little bit here. A few weeks ago, our daughter lost her library book. She only half-ass looked for it. She is very lazy, she never wants to do anything unless it is of some sort of benefit to HER. If we ask her to do anything, she gets an attitude about it or she will do it super slow. When she would "look" for her book, she would just kind of walk around and half look for it. She told us that she just wanted us to pay the $17 because she didn't want to look for the book. Then one day, her twin brother found it in the toy box.. the same place she said she had looked a bunch of times. So, she finally took the book back to school, but she still had a $1.70 late fee on it. I told her that she was going to have to earn the $1.70 since she didn't find the book and never really looked for it... and that she wouldn't be able to get any books from the library for a few weeks.

Last week, she told me that the teacher moved her behavior card to RED just because she forgot one of her homework reading books at home. (she's 7 for God's sake!)... which I was already pissed about but I waited for a note or a phone call or something because if their behavior card is on red, the teacher is supposed to at least send a note home about it, but we never received anything.

So, this weekend, she says that her teacher told her that if she didn't bring her library fee in, she was going to have to stay inside during recess every day. This morning, I wrote a nice note to the teacher (no, not being sarcastic, it really was a nice note because I don't like drama), just stating what my daughter had said and that I hoped this was just a misunderstanding because it is not right to punish HER for that (again, she's freaking 7!). .... A few minutes after the start of school, my phone rings; it's the teacher. She told me that yes she did tell my daughter that she would have to stay in. I told her that I did not think it was HER place to punish my daughter for that because WE are the parents and WE are handling it. I explained that we were making her earn the money, and I also told her how she refused to look for the book and told us she wanted us to just pay for the book because she didn't want to look for it..etc. . The teacher then went on to say how she is such a hard worker at school (my kids are always good at school), and "don't you feel that she needs books to work on her reading??". Umm, first of all, we have TONS of books at home for her to read, plus her brothers also bring library books home that she can read... PLUS she has reading homework every single night, so it's not like she isn't reading! She then went on to say that SHE would pay the $1.70 if it was too difficult for us! OMFG are u kidding me?? She was soo fucking condescending and rude.. acting as if we were horrible parents!! She said that she asked my daughter if they had a specific spot to put library books, and she said no.. and "they need to have a spot to put library books so they don't lose them"... They DOOOOO have a spot for library books!!!!! We have this little magazine holder thingy that is supposed to be for library books, but that doesn't mean the kids always put them there. I'm soo fucking pissed about how this teacher was acting towards me! I seriously wanna just go in there and fucking go off on her! I'm waiting to talk to my husband about it to see if we should call the principal about this or not. I was very upset at how she acted towards me and she made me feel like I was a bad parent. She only sees my daughter for a few hours a day, she doesn't know how she acts at home or what goes on and how dare she fucking judge me???

We just moved to this town about 6 months ago. It's a small close knit town where everyone seems to know everyone else. We feel like the outcasts sometimes and I don't want to cause a bunch of problems, but I am so fucking livid about how she just talked to me. She probably put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day.. ahh, but wait! Parent/teacher conferences are in a few weeks. mmwahahahahahaaaa!!

Sunday Snaps 2/5

Still Jobless.

I think I did pretty good with the blogging every day thing. I only missed a few days out of January. My archives say I had 24 posts in January, so that's not too bad! I'm going to try to post here more often from now on. I think I wrote a lot of good posts in January!

*sigh* still no job offer. I'm getting so sick of spending ours filling out applications, sending resumes, and wasting gas to go to interviews just to hear nothing back. It's depressing. Makes me want to not even bother filling out any more apps. I have to keep trying though. I really thought I did great at my interview last week. I guess it's going to boil down to experience and I don't really have any experience, just the education. I know someone somewhere will give me a chance, just hope I don't have to wait forever.

This week has been kind of blah. I've had a sinus infection all week that I'm trying to kick. I haven't really felt SICK (no fatigue or body aches...etc.), just some annoying congestion for a few hours when I wake up in the morning and some sinus pain. It makes me not want to do anything though. I'm just ready for spring! I don't care what Phil said today, I want winter soon! I can't complain too much though, this winter has been very mild, it was in the 50s earlier this week! Yeah!!

I've been doing pretty good with my plan to get healthier. My biggest downfall is pizza though. I LOVE pizza!! My mom said when she was pregnant with me she craved pizza and had it almost every day when she got off of work. .. and I've loved pizza my entire life. If I know pizza is around, I have a reallllly difficult time saying NO and not stuffing my face like a fuckin fat pig. I've been trying to work out a little each day despite having this sinus crap. It's been difficult but I've forced myself to do it. I'm ready to do this Anyone wanna join me and help one another? I need a kick ass buddy to check in on me and keep me on track (and vice versa)! Any takers???

WEEKLY DOSE

This is me on a daily basis.

Keyword Seaching Freaks!

Yesterday, I was browsing the keyword analysis for this blog. I think I literally laughed out loud when I read some of these. These are word or phrases that people have searched for when they clicked on this blog:

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Is there really a day for this? Can we make it a national holiday? I would love this!!!

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Aren't they all funny??

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.. and throw away the key, you sicko!

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Did they even go to school?

Either these people did not bother to read the description or information from the search listing, or they were probably really pissed off if they thought they were going to find national cock slap day only to find my blog!?? ((or both))